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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Just landed via WeChat:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Breaking via Telegram:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Just shared via Discord:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Seen just now on Threads:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Reported on Slack:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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