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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Live now on YouTube:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Spotted on Twitch:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Just landed via Threads:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Making waves on Facebook:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Just shared via Discord:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Making waves on YouTube:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Making waves on Facebook:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Breaking via Discord:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Live now on Twitch:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Shared recently on Telegram:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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