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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Reported on Twitch:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Spotted on Reddit:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Trending via Threads:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Seen just now on Discord:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Just shared via Slack:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Reported on LinkedIn:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Just landed via Instagram:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Just shared via WeChat:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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