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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,475

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Going viral on Threads:

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Spotted on WeChat:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Just shared via Messenger:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Spotted on Twitch:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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42 shares on Instagram this month:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

90 shares on YouTube this month:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,681

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Just landed via Telegram:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Shared recently on Discord:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Just landed via YouTube:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Trending via Discord:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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