Funny playful menace quotes

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.