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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?