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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Going viral on Threads:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Freshly posted on X:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Just shared via Twitch:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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