Commentary:
Sounds like they're undergoing a full reboot to factory settings! 💖🔧😂
68 Funny preference quotes
My favorite color is money.
Commentary:
"Same! I'm over here trying to make my bank account more vibrant! 💵😂💚"
Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.
Commentary:
"Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉"
Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?
Commentary:
"Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever sunk your teeth into a warm, buttery slice of garlic bread? 🤤 Now, that's true satisfaction right there! Who needs romantic shenanigans when you have carbs this delicious to fuel your soul? 🍞😆"
Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.
Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! 🥪 Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? 🤔😂 #SandwichTalksOnly
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.
Commentary:
"Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"
The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.
Commentary:
When the algorithm knows your deepest secrets better than you do! 🍕🤖👀
I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.
Commentary:
Spicing up my life one dollar bill at a time! 🕺💵🥪