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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.