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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Reported on LinkedIn:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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