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Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Live now on Pinterest:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Going bananas on Discord:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Going viral on Threads:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Just shared via Instagram:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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66 shares on TikTok this month:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

50 shares on Twitch this month:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

71 shares on Discord this month:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

29 shares on Slack this month:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

24 shares on Threads this month:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Just landed via Facebook:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Spotted on Facebook:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Shared recently on Threads:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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