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Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Just shared via Instagram:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Reported on Threads:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

Trending via Twitch:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Going viral on Facebook:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Just shared via X:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Just shared via Facebook:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Live now on WhatsApp:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Share →: I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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"Maybe Mary and Joseph were the original procrastinators when it came to taking down the Christmas decorations 🤔🎄 Who knew even the holiest of couples had to deal with the post-holiday cleanup blues? 😂 #tistheseasonforstorageprocrastination"

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Making waves on Instagram:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Making waves on Snapchat:

These aliens are taking forever.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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