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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Going viral on Telegram:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Spotted on Twitch:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Just shared via Pinterest:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Live now on Slack:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Trending via Snapchat:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Making waves on Discord:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Live now on WeChat:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Just landed via Facebook:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Spotted on Slack:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Making waves on YouTube:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Making waves on Reddit:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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