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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Making waves on Threads:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Reported on Facebook:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Making waves on YouTube:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Spotted on Twitch:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Shared recently on Discord:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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Going viral on Threads:

This Monday could have been an email.

Breaking via Facebook:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Trending via Reddit:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Seen just now on Discord:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Spotted on Facebook:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Making waves on Telegram:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Just landed via Slack:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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