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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Going viral on WeChat:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

33 shares on X this month:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

21 shares on X this month:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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