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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Just landed via Threads:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Breaking via Messenger:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Just shared via WeChat:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Spotted on Discord:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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23 shares on Twitch this month:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

35 shares on Discord this month:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

25 shares on Slack this month:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

94 shares on X this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Making waves on Slack:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Going viral on Telegram:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Freshly posted on Discord:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Going bananas on Facebook:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Live now on Facebook:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Going viral on Instagram:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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