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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Live now on Snapchat:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Going viral on TikTok:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Going viral on Instagram:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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