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Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Trending via Slack:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Live now on LinkedIn:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Going viral on Telegram:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Seen just now on Slack:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Going viral on Telegram:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Spotted on Reddit:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Live now on X:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

Making waves on YouTube:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Shared recently on Reddit:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Seen just now on Discord:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Just shared via Twitch:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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