Funny rule maker quotes

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.