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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Going viral on WeChat:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Trending via YouTube:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Going viral on TikTok:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Just landed via YouTube:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Making waves on TikTok:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Just shared via WeChat:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Reported on Telegram:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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