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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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Share →: Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Sounds like someone is ready to take extreme measures when it comes to managing their email! 🔥📧 Setting your laptop on fire might be a bit over the top, but we've all been tempted to unleash our inner pyromaniac on a flooded inbox. Remember, it's all fun and games until your laptop melts into a pile of ashes! 😂🔥

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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