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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Shared recently on X:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Trending via Twitch:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Making waves on Messenger:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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Just landed via Telegram:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Making waves on Messenger:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Reported on Twitch:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Seen just now on Slack:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Spotted on Telegram:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Spotted on Discord:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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