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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Going viral on Discord:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Making waves on Discord:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Making waves on Threads:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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