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Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Just landed via Slack:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Trending via X:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Just shared via TikTok:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Trending via X:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Just landed via TikTok:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

Going viral on WeChat:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

Spotted on Discord:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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83 shares on Pinterest this month:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

30 shares on Threads this month:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

67 shares on Discord this month:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Spotted on Slack:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Making waves on Slack:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Spotted on YouTube:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Trending via Snapchat:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Trending via Reddit:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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