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Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

They expect me to work at work.

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Just shared via Messenger:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Going viral on Reddit:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Just shared via Telegram:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You wish you had this many chins.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Seen just now on Discord:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Spreading quickly via X:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Spotted on TikTok:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Reported on X:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Trending via Facebook:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Live now on Instagram:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Live now on Threads:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Spotted on Messenger:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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