Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

34 minutes ago

3,443

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Breaking via Facebook:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Live now on Messenger:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Live now on Reddit:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Just shared via Reddit:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Seen just now on Discord:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Just landed via YouTube:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Spotted on X:

69 but we both just farting.

Home » Funny Six-pack Quotes

Funny six-pack quotes

New funny six-pack quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Commentary:
Well, if only it were that easy! 🤣🏋️‍♂️ Getting a six-pack usually requires a bit more sweat and effort, but hey, maybe try doing 5 sit-ups and see if it works like magic! Just don't be surprised if you end up doing a few more after that. 💪😉

For even more funny six-pack quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny six-pack quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

34 minutes ago

3,424

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Reported on WeChat:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Just shared via TikTok:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Just shared via Messenger:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Spotted on WeChat:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Making waves on X:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴