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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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Social media may have been a mistake.