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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Trending via TikTok:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Making waves on Slack:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Making waves on Telegram:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Making waves on WeChat:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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20 shares on WeChat this month:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

55 shares on X this month:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

91 shares on Threads this month:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

71 shares on Slack this month:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Spotted on Slack:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Going viral on X:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Live now on TikTok:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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