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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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