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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Just shared via Threads:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Going viral on Slack:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Spotted on TikTok:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Share →: Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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"Ah, the Monday slump – a force to be reckoned with! 🤔 Sounds like last week's slump had serious staying power… Maybe this week, Monday will realize it's overstayed its welcome and make a swift exit! 😂 Here's to battling the Monday blues with humor and a strong cup of coffee! ☕️💪"

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

The void screams into me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Trending via Telegram:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Spotted on X:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Just shared via Reddit:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Trending via TikTok:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Spotted on Facebook:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Reported on X:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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