Funny smother quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

  Commentary:
  Well, if it's smother time, just make sure you have a plate of pancakes ready! 🥞🔪 Just remember, breakfast in bed is definitely NOT an invitation for murder… or is it? 😏🤔 Just kidding! Always err on the side of caution when it comes to misheard intentions! #PancakesNotPoison 🥞🚫🧯

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