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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

52 shares on Slack this month:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Just landed via Telegram:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Trending via Threads:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Just landed via Facebook:

Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

Just landed via WeChat:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Making waves on WeChat:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Broadcasted on Discord:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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