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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Just landed via Discord:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Seen just now on Discord:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Going viral on Facebook:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Live now on Messenger:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Just landed via Messenger:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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