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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Reported on YouTube:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Just landed via Facebook:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Live now on X:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Trending via TikTok:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Just landed via WeChat:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Trending via Threads:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Going viral on WeChat:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Seen just now on Threads:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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