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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Breaking via YouTube:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Just landed via Twitch:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Going viral on Facebook:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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