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Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Trending via WeChat:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Trending via Twitch:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Making waves on Instagram:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Trending via Facebook:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Just landed via Facebook:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Trending via Threads:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Spotted on Discord:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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13 shares on Pinterest this month:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

45 shares on X this month:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

73 shares on Slack this month:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

32 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Going bananas on Discord:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Just shared via YouTube:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Seen just now on Facebook:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Going viral on Threads:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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