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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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