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Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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241 this month

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Going viral on X:

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Spotted on Reddit:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Just landed via Messenger:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Trending via Reddit:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Just landed via Facebook:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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59 shares on Discord this month:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

51 shares on Slack this month:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I love men with a provider fetish.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Starting a new life today, bye.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Just landed via YouTube:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Just landed via WeChat:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Just shared via Facebook:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Trending via Discord:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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