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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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My life is based on a true story.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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Share →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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