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God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Spotted on Facebook:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Just shared via Reddit:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

14 shares on Slack this month:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

24 shares on Threads this month:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Spotted on Slack:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Seen just now on Discord:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Going viral on X:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Just landed via Telegram:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Just shared via Reddit:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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