Wordgag 🎅

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

4,035

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Making waves on YouTube:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Trending via TikTok:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Making waves on Facebook:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Going viral on Messenger:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Making waves on Telegram:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Broadcasted on X:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Live now on Telegram:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Home » Funny Superhuman Hearing Quotes

Funny superhuman hearing quotes

New funny superhuman hearing quotes 👇

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

0

3 months ago

bad, exaggeration, headache, hearing, humor, migraine, power, powers, superhuman, superhuman hearing

All funny superhuman hearing quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Telegram this month:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

100 shares on X this month:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

74 shares on X this month:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

38 shares on X this month:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Breaking via Snapchat:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

They’re making me do work at work.

Live now on TikTok:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

Making waves on WeChat:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Spotted on Threads:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

Wordgag 🎅

Activity Log ✨

Funny superhuman hearing quotes

New funny superhuman hearing quotes 👇

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

All funny superhuman hearing quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨