Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2326 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,488

Funny Quotes Topics

15,192

Funny Quotes Images

12,488

Updated

48 minutes ago

Users Online

3,460

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Going viral on Messenger:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Shared recently on Telegram:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Trending via X:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Home » Funny Take Over Quotes

Funny take over quotes

New funny take over quotes 👇

For even more funny take over quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny take over quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2326 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,488

Funny Quotes Topics

15,192

Funny Quotes Images

12,488

Updated

48 minutes ago

Users Online

3,439

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Going viral on Twitch:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Live now on WhatsApp:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Reported on WeChat:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Trending via Threads:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴