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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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50 shades of single.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Going viral on Facebook:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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