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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Seen just now on Messenger:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Making waves on Telegram:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Trending via Slack:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Spotted on Facebook:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Spotted on Facebook:

According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

Shared recently on Instagram:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Going viral on Facebook:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Trending via Messenger:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

44 shares on Slack this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Freshly posted on X:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Going viral on Twitch:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Trending via Slack:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Trending via Discord:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Spotted on Threads:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Going bananas on Discord:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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