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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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Trending via Messenger:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Trending via Threads:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Spotted on YouTube:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Trending via Slack:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Going bananas on Telegram:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

55 shares on Threads this month:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Spotted on Facebook:

People should come with warning labels.

Just shared via Telegram:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Spotted on Instagram:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Just shared via Threads:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Making waves on YouTube:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Making waves on Messenger:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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