Funny therapy session quotes

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.