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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Spotted on Telegram:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Spotted on Threads:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Just landed via Telegram:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Spotted on Pinterest:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Going bananas on Telegram:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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83 shares on WeChat this month:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

57 shares on X this month:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

90 shares on Threads this month:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Going bananas on Slack:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Spotted on X:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Live now on Discord:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Just landed via Slack:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Going bananas on Reddit:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Just landed via Facebook:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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