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Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Just shared via Twitch:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Just shared via Reddit:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Spotted on Telegram:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Going viral on Discord:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Just shared via Instagram:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Seen just now on Threads:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Going viral on Threads:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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Making waves on Slack:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Live now on Telegram:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Just landed via Threads:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Breaking via Discord:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Making waves on TikTok:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Spotted on Reddit:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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