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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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