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Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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