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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Just landed via Telegram:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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