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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Just landed via YouTube:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Going viral on YouTube:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Live now on Reddit:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Going viral on Snapchat:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Spotted on Twitch:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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